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Software Engineer's Daily Routine

Software Engineer's Daily Routine



8:30AM: wake up



8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.



8:50AM: Have To.



9:15AM: Punch in.



9:20AM: Check Mail.



9:25AM: Check Again just in case...



9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).



9:45AM: TEA party.



10:00AM: Check Mail.



10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is everybody dead or what?



10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Anybody) to talk to.



10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.



10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)



11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.



11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?



11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. Nobody around.



12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.



12:30AM: lunch



1:00PM: Lunch over.



1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.



1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.



1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.



2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.



2:45PM: Tea Time.



3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness



4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)



4:11PM: Try to look busy.



4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).



4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.



4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.



4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.



5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.



5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.



5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.



5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.



5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.



5:15PM: Third in punching out.



5:25PM: Reached Room.



5:26PM: TV on. No worthwhile program.



8:30PM: Still no worthwhile program. Everybody is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.



8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.



8:48PM: Dinner finished.



12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.



1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.




Thanks and Regards
Mohan Sharma
Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist

CUTE LOVE STORY-

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV.
...EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND
BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.
AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,
HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM……………………………….
SHE SAW ALL THE CD’S UNOPENED ……………
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.

SHE ALSO LUVED HIM………….

moral of the story:

If u love someone……say to him/ her directly don’t wait for
the destiny to play the role :(

A gal & boy lovd each othr so much,un4tunatly gal died

A gal & boy lovd each othr so much,un4tunatly gal died..1 nite her voice cam 4rm sky:
Ek wada tha hr wade k piche tu milega hr gali hr darwaze k piche, tujhe pyar bahut kiya tha pr ek tu hi na tha mere janaze k piche!
Sudnly a voice came, gal ws shockd.It ws her lover..
'Ek wada tha hr wade k piche, mai milunga hr gali hr darwze k piche, tu ne hi murker na dekha tha, ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k piche.'

If I could give you one thing in life

If I could give you one thing in life,
I would give you the ability
To see yourself through my eyes
Only then you realize
How special you are to me...

Behind My Smile

Behind My Smile Is A Hurting Heart.
Behind My Laugh, I am Falling Apart.
Look Closely At Me and
You'll See
The Person I am....
isn't me....

Never break four things in life,

Never break four things in life,


1.Trust


2.Promise


3.Relation


4.Heart...


because when
they break they don' make noise butpains a lot.