Saturday, February 18, 2012

Software Engineer's Daily Routine


Software Engineer's Daily Routine



8:30AM: wake up



8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.



8:50AM: Have To.



9:15AM: Punch in.



9:20AM: Check Mail.



9:25AM: Check Again just in case...



9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).



9:45AM: TEA party.



10:00AM: Check Mail.



10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is everybody dead or what?



10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Anybody) to talk to.



10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.



10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)



11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.



11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?



11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. Nobody around.



12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.



12:30AM: lunch



1:00PM: Lunch over.



1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.



1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.



1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.



2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.



2:45PM: Tea Time.



3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness



4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)



4:11PM: Try to look busy.



4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).



4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.



4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.



4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.



5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.



5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.



5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.



5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.



5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.



5:15PM: Third in punching out.



5:25PM: Reached Room.



5:26PM: TV on. No worthwhile program.



8:30PM: Still no worthwhile program. Everybody is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.



8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.



8:48PM: Dinner finished.



12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.



1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.




Thanks and Regards
Mohan Sharma
Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist